Dolphins Menace Civilization!

Florida – Early reports from local news sources indicate a widening insurgent movement in Florida’s coastal waters. Dolphins, commonly supposed to possess a modicum of intelligence, are now fighting back with the only weapons available to them. Whether this new dolphin militancy will be effective in the face of the adversary’s opposible-thumb asset and the technology devolving from it remains to be seen. Will the dolphins be able to carry their war to the enemy’s turf?

More details from local television here.