Florida – Early reports from local news sources indicate a widening insurgent movement in Florida’s coastal waters. Dolphins, commonly supposed to possess a modicum of intelligence, are now fighting back with the only weapons available to them. Whether this new dolphin militancy will be effective in the face of the adversary’s opposible-thumb asset and the technology devolving from it remains to be seen. Will the dolphins be able to carry their war to the enemy’s turf?
More details from local television.